Super Meat Boy this is not...

With a noire aesthetic, a dumb title, an even dumber subtitle and tired controls this games delivers an experience as enjoyable as punching your own face, repeatedly.
Ever wondered what Super Meat Boy would be like if you sucked all the fun out of it? How Flappy Bird would play if it was a platformer? Look no further, this game is, probably, one of the most dull, annoying and unimaginative experiences the App Store has to offer.

John Halls about Impossible Pixel, v1.5.1